Boy Confession #1

When I was about 14, I had a crush on an "older boy". He worked at a clothes store...ok it was Cotton On...and I used to go in there a lot, in the hope of running into him.
One day, I rang up and pretended I was from Australia Post and had a package to be delivered to him. So of course I needed to know what hours he was working so it could be delivered. The girl checked the roster and gave me his hours.
Who can say - L for Loser??!!!